If I’m in a relationship with you, I promise

  • To always put you in front of all the other girls/boys.
  • To put in a lot of effort into our relationship
  • To show you off to all my friends &  brag about you.
  • To care for you.
  • To always talk to you.
  • To never cheat on you.
  • To stay loyal and honest.
  • To be there for you.
  • To share cute memories with you.
  • To make other people jealous of us.
  • To always try my best to make you smile.
  • To keep you happy.

(Source: staypozitive)

collegehumor:

Cow Playing Soccer

He should get a yellow card for not wearing the proper jersey. Also because he is a cow.